25 Feb
eCommerce companies may have a tough time competing with Amazon. After all, Amazon is one of the largest online marketplaces in the world. In 2019, over 89% of shoppers trusted Amazon for all their purchases. Oberlo points out to build up the trust, sellers should post transparent and honest information on their shop. No matter how funny their product is. And you’ll see in this article, how Amazon product descriptions can entertain you.
1. Yesito Chicken Harness
Have a feathered friend itching to get out of the house like your furry pal? With this harness, you’ll never lose your feathery friend in public ever again. It’s probably one of the funniest and weirdest items I have ever seen. Check out one of the funniest Amazon product descriptions!
The product description for this item is hilarious because it encourages owners to walk their feathered animals outside. It will seem strange seeing a duck or chicken in public wearing a harness and leash, but hey at least your feathery friends should get training being outside as well.
2. Lester’s Fixins Outrageous Wild Crazy Unique Flavor Soda
Ever want to try dips and sauces or meat or corn as drinks? Rocket Fizz offers the weirdest soda flavors you may ever try in your life. Take a look at the product description for these unusual soda flavors.
Well, their product description doesn’t elaborate further, but it will make you raise your eyebrows at the flavors:
- Sweet Corn
- Buffalo Wing
- Bacon
- Peanut Butter & Jelly
- Ranch Dressing
- Pumpkin Pie
It’s funny, too, because you can’t even imagine the mentioned flavors turned into sodas. It could either make you wince in disgust or try it out.
3. Accoutrements Bacon Strips Bandages
Whoever said that meat doesn’t have healing powers is clearly wrong.
Nah, I’m just kidding.
Well, you could imagine bacon having healing powers when you wrap or stick a bandage on your skin with this product.
The product description for this item sounds hilarious because of the language they used. It’s like they were talking to kids, but also to adults (who are also kids at heart) who would get a kick out of it too. Regardless of who their target audience is, the copy is compelling enough for those who love bacon.
4. Potato Pal
There’s a running joke on the internet, where people say, I look like a potato. For those not in the know, this means that you look bad. While many would share the sentiment figuratively, those who want to take it literally can do now. There’s this product called Potato Pal, which was even featured in Shark Tank!
Even with the straightforward and honest product description seen above, it’s still funny. You wouldn’t think they would send an actual potato when you order for yourself or give it as a gift. But the reviews do prove that they send it straight to your home.
5. Accoutrements Set of Ten Finger Hands Finger Puppets
The product seems odd and maybe bordering creepy, but they lightened the mood when they wrote one of the funniest Amazon product descriptions.
It was hilarious because they used a saying, and customers can make it literal too. They even suggested what else you can do with those tiny hands.
Plus, it reminded me of that scene where Doctor Strange went to the Astral Dimension for the first time. At least you don’t have to go to a different dimension to get hands for your fingers.
6. Universal Car French Fry Holder
The introductory details about this product would give you an idea of its features and benefits. But as one of the funniest Amazon product descriptions, it will make you lightly chuckle because you might agree and relate with what they say.
For one, they didn’t hold back by saying crotch in the first paragraph. Well, if you think about it, you wouldn’t want to hold your fries all the time while sitting on the passenger’s seat or driving.
Number two, they used a hashtag (#sad), which makes it relatable for its target audience.
Finally, they even have you imagining a possible scenario where your fries would go to waste because you needed to step on the brake suddenly.
7. The Buttress Pillow
If you want to get your hands on a squishy and fluffy but unconventional pillow, you should consider buying the Buttress Pillow. I have to admit, I’m still at a loss for words because I’m also laughing at this one.
Check out what the product copywriters wrote about this item above.
I find this one of the funniest Amazon product descriptions because it doesn’t hold back with the use of bootyful. Plus, the actions you can do with the pillow. It makes it so much funnier that you actually want to consider buying one for the heck of it.
8. WHAT ON EARTH Cat Butt Tissue Holder
Make visitors gasp in surprise when they see this tissue holder. Even I’m laughing way too hard at the product.
The product copywriter for this item got straight to the point on its only function. Yet, in context, it’s still funny because of the delivery. The cat wants to help you store your tissue. That’s it.
9. Dill Pickle Lip Balm
We know that lip balms have fruity scents or none at all. It’s just how it is.
But what if you have a lip balm that tastes like dill pickle?
[Un]fortunately, there’s one available on Amazon, and the product description goes like this.
The way they describe the product is funny because they’re aware that lip balms should taste nice. But they still went with it because they know some people will love the taste of pickle on their lips. Plus, I’m a sucker for puns, so bonus points for them for using DILL-icious instead of delicious.
10. Mobile Phone Jail Cell
Statista reported that there are over 3.5 billion smartphone users in 2020. That’s a huge number! Aside from that, the average person uses the internet for almost 7 hours a day. Being on your phone and surfing the net to like cat videos and whatnot can become addicting. And a mobile phone jail cell phone can reduce smartphone usage in your home.
It’s one of the most hilarious Amazon product descriptions because it uses the terms: criminal and pesky to refer to an object. They even described that the “prisoners” could stand thanks to the slotted bottom. It’s a funny way of looking at this item without it being too intimidating.
